Saturday, 19 December 2009

Polls Have Been Done

Not only is Copenhagen a busted flush, we now have Top Players on the job finding new evidence against the sham of manmade global warming.

GorseFox has conducted a poll

"I conducted an ... poll among work colleagues, among neighbours, among Councillors, and among people attending a Christmas party... Whilst all acknowledged that the earth may be warming, I did not find a single person who believed the CO2 causality. Of these people a very high proportion were successful doctors, solicitors, consultants, and scientists."

In a moment of Christmas party intoxication these professionals have voiced their true opinions. This is obviously a death blow for climate "science". When Solicitors don't believe a scientific theory you know it's days are numbered.

We still have work to do though when people "acknowledge that the earth may be warming". This shouldn't be, they should be skeptical of everything.

On the subject of the truth-serum alcohol, could the Heartland Institute not put on a Climate Science Beer Festival and invite the whole Manmade Global Warming Team? (only 10 scientists wrote the IPCC report, the rest were just watching). Get them drunk and the beans will be spilled.


  1. Baron von Monckhofen20 December 2009 at 00:14

    I conducted a similar survey outside a ... lets call it a club for gentlemen with an interest in the fair sex. Not a single respondent gave a positive answer to the question "Do you believe anthropogenic global warming is a serious problem"? Most people (predominantly men) didn't even answer, but some found the suggestion so preposterous that they told me to "f**k off". One woman, "dressed for the occasion", did however ask me if I was looking for a good time.

    Irrefutable evidence that AGW is a religion.

    Desinit in piscem mulier formosa superne.

  2. You think Copenhagen was a bust?

    Don't kid yourself. Those "official" press releases are a hoax and a scam. Behind the scenes and behind closed doors, the eco-Nazis have started their devilish plans to outlaw the molecule-of-life and to put into place the global communist government.

  3. I conducted a poll amongst me, myself and I, and all 3 we agreed that the earth is not warming. As a matter of fact, if I look outside I see lots of snow, that wasn't there last week. How much more proof do you need that it is getting colder?

  4. You have to be careful with the truth serum thing though. Sometimes when I get really drunk I feel super warm and my face gets all red and stuff. I could see some people getting confused and attributing it to the changing climate.

  5. Mermaids know that anthropogenic global warming is a hoax. Mermaids have deep knowledge, and knowledge of the deeps, and have seen the benthic bacteria bubbling the CO2 into the oceans, which then bubble it into the atmosphere at rates hundreds of times greater than human industry.

    I haven't been to the deeps but I have walked past Baron von Monckhofen's club (or a club very like it) and I, too, have heard the classically educated mermaids saying, each to each, "in cervisia, veritas."

    Having no Latin, I don't know what they mean, but that's okay - - it wasn't to me.

  6. "Of these people a very high proportion were successful doctors, solicitors, consultants, and scientists"

    People who work 4 jobs don't want their money going on Gore taxes to save polar bears.

    Anyone who's prepared to work can easily have 4 jobs concurrently in a good free market economy. Anyone familiar with writer, author, novelist and wordsmith Ayn Rand will know this.
    I've had a lot of time to read Atlas Shrugged again, now that I'm unemployed thank to socialism/IPCC.

  7. Fellow realists,

    So we now have the opinion of "a very high proportion [of] successful doctors, solicitors, consultants, and scientists [that AGW is a hoax]".

    Unlike climate scientists, these erstwhile people have had to compete in the red-hot furnace of market forces. They sink or swim depending on their native cunning and the purity of their fluids. The fact that they are successful is the ultimate truth. It is analogous to Darwinian evolution.

    The eco-jihadist enviro-nazis might try to deny the obvious, but they will wilt under the blowtorch of Dr Inferno's logic.

    As Dr Inferno says, if we get the climate scientists drunk, we will find the real truth.

    Personally, I'm careful what I drink: rainwater and pure grain alcohol, in moderation.

    Blog Science Expert Reviewer
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  8. genetically modified organism22 December 2009 at 08:30

    I wish someone would poll me like that. I am tired of getting the shaft from the treehuggers.

  9. Baron von Monckhofen22 December 2009 at 09:33

    Maybe we should get Al Gore the Hutt really drunk. I wonder how many barrels of vodka that would take though.

    The bloody tree-hugging bedwetting communist!

    Nunc est bibendum

  10. Baron von Monckhofen23 December 2009 at 05:31

    Merry Christmas everybody, and lets hope that Santa comes with yet another scandal that will be the final nail in the bloated coffin of the global warming scam!

    But I forget myself - Santa is a bloody reindeer-hugging sleigh-wetting communist, red on the outside and green on the inside!

    Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes!

  11. Heh, in spying on a warmist site I found this comment, which gives us a revealing clue exactly how to induce truthiness from Al Gore and his unsuspecting Merry Band of so-called scientists - let us invite them for a convivial holiday party and prepare a meal according to this recipe!

    "...tonight’s special is Red Herring served with a Straw-man and a bottle of Whine. For dessert we have a lovely Logical Fallacy whipped into a frothy Argument From Belief to keep the conversation going."

    We'll see who has the courage to have an open discussion. Come to think of it, let's invite Noam Chomsky, for the hell of it, too, also.

    recipe from here:

  12. Merry Seasonal Greetings fellow ding-dong deniers!

    While I too was browsing some warmist blog the other day, I noticed short shrift was given to a Drudgee visitor who had mentioned an interesting sounding document which apparently laid bare the warmist agenda for world domination over the centuries.

    The posts seem to have been deleted now, but IIRC they referred to "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Exxon".

    Preliminary research indicates that it was all a hoax by the Czarist secret police, but with so many sub-cabinet members of the Executive branch of the USG these days the question is - which Czar?

    To stay on topic, consider this a straw poll.

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