Saturday, 18 December 2010

Arctic Sea Ice Prediction

What color line is JAXA going to use for 2011? And if Climate Scientists can't predict the color of the line in 2011, how on Earth do they expect us to believe they can predict anything about arctic sea ice?

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  1. Fuck me but that is a bloody good question, and I'm stumped. I vote for Octarine, the colour of magic.

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  2. Baron von Monckhofen19 December 2010 10:36

    Whatever color it is going to be, you can be sure that the alarmists will manipulate it to make it appear as if it is the color they predicted. For instance, if they say brown and it is green, then they will "adjust" and "correct" it by adding some some red.

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  3. I don't like it when these alarmist, warmist, eco-fascist, neo-socialist, crypto-communist, pinko, Gore-loving, UN One World Government supporting, liberal-guilted, New World Order promoting, gullible, neo-Lysenkoist, tree hugging, whining, crybabyish, pompous, ivory tower elitist intellectual, condescending, arrogant, eco-religious "believer", ecotard, greenie, anarchist, black bloc, ecofreak, libtard, leftard, anti-human, greenist, shouting, politicizing, doom and glooming, hoaxing, scamming, fraudulent, scaremongering,
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    And now they're dictating what colors we have to use on our graphs.

    Bloody scientists!

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  4. I know what color they are going to put! It is going to be pink. It is quite simple that you can make the calculation on the back of an envelope.

    Just take the last two years which are orange and red. Then, think a color that is similar and different to these. The first answer that comes to mind is dark red. You need to take just the last two years (if you take more it becomes mind boggling) and think a darker color from the two. Dark orange is not a color, so it has to be dark red.
    However, what happened in the last few days? Sadly, the DADT was repealed, so those pinkos alarmists would want to show their true colors and just make everything pink. It is a disgrace I tell you!

    Last, the communists scientists show no regard to color blind people and they use blue and red on the same image. Just shows their ignorance of basic human values.

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  5. They are going to use white, because the sea ice is going to set records for its recovery, and white can't be seen on this graph!

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  6. Infrared obviously. One, because it is the so-called "color" of their so-called "back-radiation." And two, because it cannot be seen with the naked eye, so they can claim they were right, no matter what actually happens.

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  7. I told you that sea ice is going to set a record for recovery. Great blog scientist (a Noble Lariat even) Anthony Watts posts that antarctic sea ice extent for November is a record!

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  8. Savoy brown, raw sienna, deep purple or possibly crayola flesh.

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  9. Good grief, Ben.

    Puce or magenta would have to be the front runners here.

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  10. genetically modified organism22 December 2010 16:00

    It *should* be purple, the same as 2002. Because climate is just natural cycles, and Arctic sea ice is probably on about a 10 year cycle, and that is pretty much the solar cycle, and that is pretty much how long it has been since 2002, and that is about how long there has been a global cooling trend, and I predict there will be recovery like to 2002 and stuff.

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  11. Well, gold of course. The dark green color of money was already used for the overhyped 'record' year 2007. Now they're going for the gold. I can guarantee you a new 'record' will pop out of the high hat for 2011. And the grants will be flowing like never before and they will bury their filthy snouts deep in the government trough and gobble up our tax dollars.

    Did anyone notice the graph is looking like a rainbow? Not even a three-year old would draw such a rainbow. But these ivory tower scientists got it from their so-called 'computer models' that they unconditionally believe. It's their religion and that of the eco-fascists. They've replaced reality with the output of their so-called 'computer models'. They are glued to their computer terminals where they hatch their evil plans to rule the world and they've become so arrogant that they don't even bother to come out to see what a real rainbow looks like. They only come out to drive to the golf court in their Porsches or to make boat trips on their yachts with loads of SI swimsuit models. Didn't you see them flaunting their Rolexes on that tequila party in Cancun? This rainbow looks like it's been drawn by Phil 'no-warming-since-1995' Jones the morning after that Cancun party.

    All paid for by fat Al Gore's economy-killing CO2 emission trading scheme and billions upon billions of our hard earned tax dollars. That's the gold they want and that's why 2011's colour will be GOLD.

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  12. Undoubtedly, ScepticTank is right, the color will be gold.

    But the joke will be on the climate scientists. While they get their grants to do "research" the people who bring real value to their fellow humans will be up their drilling for oil. I for one see nothing but opportunity, goods more easily brought to market through the newly ice free norther passage, not to mention mineral exploration. If we can just get the so called "scientists" to not ruin the party by hyperventilating over the little inconveniences, we can all enjoy the coming gold rush.

    Not just oil executives either, their families, highly skilled oil company employees and property developers with land in exurbia are all likely to benefit. For those of you living in Vanuatu, Bangladesh or Southern Florida, we'll generously send you snorkeling gear.

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  13. It is now 3 januari, and they still haven't updated the graph with the new color for 2011. That is very suspicious. They are probably still "adjusting" the color record.

    I think Al Gore and James Hansen are frantically pulling the strings of the climate establishment to get everyone in line and make sure the dissidents lose their funding.

    We will soon see a whistleblower releasing the stolen emails to prove that this is yet another instance where the climate "scientists" settle a case in secretive back room meetings.

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  14. 4 january and still nothing!

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  15. It must be the glacial snowstorms we've had recently. They must realize the game is up and a new ice age is upon us and are just delaying releasing the figures. I expect the Jan 1st ice extent will be above 20 million, unless they adjust it lower.

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  16. inferno,

    You were right about that. Your predictive powers are so much better than those crappy climate models.

    Indeed, they adjusted it downwards for the area covered in liquid ice.

    We al know that as the sun hits the ice, it turns to liquid, and then after the short summer when the long freezing cold winter returns in the Arctic, it returns to its solid state. But it never stopped being ice.

    'Water' is just an alarmist concept to take away our SUV's and throw us back into the socialist stone age.

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  17. Oh and another thing. Have these "scientists" contracted some new disease? Adjusticitis?

    They also 'adjusted' the colors of previous years. 2007 was dark green and is now black, which has the highest contrast with the white background. They wanted this so-called 'record' year to stand out. Of course, what do you expect from an alarmist?

    I think a full congressional inquiry is in order here. But let's not wait for that. We can do something too. Let's swamp them in FOIA requests to release their data and methods that led to this recoloring of previous years.

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  18. The sneaky bastards used red,just like they used for 2010. And then they swapped 2010's red color for orange and 2009's orange for lime and changed out ALL the other colors too so if you have an old graph and a new graph you can't tell which year is which.

    I'm calling this Crayolagate and I say this alone PROVES that there is no Global Warming or climate change and they're just making the colors on graphs up as they go along as if the colors of the lines didn't even matter.

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  19. Hilarious! And it's not easy to parody these type of people, since they're SO ignorant and blockheaded they parody themselves.

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  20. I didn't think that was actually going to be posted...

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  21. Parody????

    My dear anonymous, have you examined the evidence? As the accurate analysis of the emininent blog science contributor Pangolin irrefutably proved, there is definitely a gate of some sort in the making. They are adjusting, exaggerating and hiding declines with their snouts buried deep in the government trough of so-call 'research grants'. As long as they can keep this hoax going, they will be driving their Porsches and go on holidays to Cancun, like last december, all paid with YOUR tax money.

    This is a very serious matter, do not take it lightly. The color scheming that we, The Climate Science Auditors, have just uncovered is just the tip of the iceberg. Which in itself is proof that the earth is cooling.

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  25. I'm calling this Crayolagate and I say this alone PROVES that there is no Global Warming or climate change and they're just making the colors on graphs up as they go along as if the colors of the lines didn't even matter.

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